The moose he is a funny critter,
Designed, you thought, to make you titter,
But met in rural interface
He'll promptly put you in your place.
The moose he is a funny fellow
Designed to make you smile or bellow
But met in rural confrontation
He'll rudely end your celebration
The moose he is a funny critter
God shaped him just to make you titter
But meeting him in grove or gutter
Will reduce you to a pile of litter
The moose he is a funny creature;
His nose is his outstanding feature
But while you're laughing, soon or later,
He'll decorate your radiator.